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Personal Info
Known For
Acting
Birthday
April 2, 1969
Place of Birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Also Known As
- John Patrick-Thomson
- John Thompson
- John Patrick Thomson
John Thomson
0.6 Popularity
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
0.0
Self - Team Captain
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
2025
5.6
Knotweed Man
The People Before
2025
8.0
Self - Narrator
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024
7.9
Frank
The Gentlemen
2024
6.9
Geoff
Too Good to Be True
2024
8.0
Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023
0.0
Self - Actor
Best Year Ever
2022
4.0
Plank
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022
8.0
Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022
0.0
Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022
Credits
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain
2025
0.0
The People Before
as Knotweed Man
2025
5.6
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
as Self - Narrator
2024
8.0
The Gentlemen
as Frank
2024
7.9
Too Good to Be True
as Geoff
2024
6.9
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
as Self
2023
8.0
Best Year Ever
as Self - Actor
2022
0.0
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
as Plank
2022
4.0
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
as Self
2022
8.0
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
as Self
2022
0.0
Sister Boniface Mysteries
as Leonard Monk
2022
6.4
Dodger
as Farmer Grundles
2022
5.6
The Weakest Link
as Self
2021
6.0
Last Train to Christmas
as Vic
2021
5.4
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
as Self
2021
0.0
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
as Narrator
2021
0.0
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
as Self - Contestant
2021
5.8
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
as Self
2020
6.5
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
as Himself, Various Characters
2020
6.5
Dog Loves Books
as Dog (voice)
2020
0.0
McDonald & Dodds
as Jimmy Daly
2020
7.6
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
as Narrator
2019
0.0
Brassic
as Colin Popov
2019
8.5
7 Up & Me
as Self
2019
7.5
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
as Himself
2019
6.7
This Time with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley
2019
7.8
The People's Vet
as Self - Narrator
2018
0.0
Celebrity Catchphrase
as Self
2018
0.0
Shane the Chef
2018
0.0
Richard Osman's House of Games
as Self - Contestant
2017
6.0
Dying Laughing
as Self
2017
6.3
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
as Self - Presenter
2016
0.0
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016
6.2
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
as Kevin Ruddock
2016
6.9
Grimsby
as Bob Tolliver
2016
6.0
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
as Self - Narrator
2016
7.5
Billionaire Boy
as Len
2016
5.7
🎬
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
2.5
Northern Soul
as Terry
2014
5.7
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
as Self
2014
7.1
🎬
The Power of Darts
as Narrator (voice)
2013
0.0
Through the Keyhole
as Self
2013
6.0
Through the Keyhole
as Self - Panelist
2013
6.0
Dementamania
2013
4.4
Strange Hill High
as Various (voice)
2013
6.5
Catchphrase
2013
4.0
Pulp
as Dave Burns
2013
6.0
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
as Self - Narrator
2013
6.5
Father Brown
as John Banks
2013
7.5
Help Point
as Stephen
2013
7.0
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012
0.0
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
as Himself
2012
9.0
🎬
The Chase: Celebrity Special
as Self
2011
6.3
Death in Paradise
as DCI Chris Ricketts
2011
7.4
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
as Self - Participant
2011
5.0
Sooty
as The Boss
2011
7.5
The Jonathan Ross Show
as Self
2011
5.1
The Lock Up
as Narrator
2011
0.5
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
as Self
2010
8.4
The Road to Coronation Street
as Harry Kershaw
2010
7.2
🎬
Heads or Tails
as Self - Contestant
2009
5.0
Big Top
as Geoff
2009
2.0
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009
9.0
Angela and Friends
2009
5.0
Inkheart
as Darius
2008
6.3
Celebrity Juice
as Self
2008
6.5
🎬
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
0.0
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
as Self
2008
4.0
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007
10.0
Kingdom
as Nigel Pearson
2007
7.1
Mobile
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007
4.0
Engineering the World Rally
as Himself - Narrator
2007
0.0
Skins
as Sam Brooks
2007
8.1
Ghosthunting With...
2006
0.0
New Street Law
as Charlie Darling
2006
6.6
The Dealer
as Bat
2006
0.0
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005
7.1
8 Out of 10 Cats
as Self
2005
7.1
Monkey Trousers
2005
7.0
Blackpool
2004
7.1
Fat Slags
as Foreman
2004
3.0
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
6.0
Celebrity Mastermind
as Self - Contestant
2003
6.0
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
as Interviewee – Actor
2003
0.0
🎬
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
5.0
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
0.0
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
as Self
2002
6.0
24 Hour Party People
as Charles
2002
7.0
🎬
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
as Self
2002
5.0
🎬
Station Jim
as Harold
2001
7.0
Dog Eat Dog
as Football Coach
2001
4.9
Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible
as Sir Donald Tyburn
2001
6.6
Murder in Mind
as Alan Squires
2001
8.4
Born Romantic
as First Cab Driver
2000
6.1
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
6.1
The Flint Street Nativity
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999
5.4
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
as Himself
1999
0.0
🎬
It's Only TV But I Like It
as Self
1999
6.0
You Are Here
as Peter Keggy
1998
0.0
The Fast Show Live
1998
8.0
Cold Feet
as Pete Gifford
1998
7.8
Up 'n' Under
as Stan
1998
5.1
Roger Roger
as Barry
1998
0.0
The Man Who Knew Too Little
as Dimitri
1997
6.4
🎬
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
as Mr. Loughborough
1997
4.5
Midsomer Murders
as Cooper Steinem
1997
7.5
Pond Life
1996
7.5
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
as Self - Panellist
1996
7.0
Roger Roger
as Barry
1996
0.0
🎬
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
10.0
Silent Witness
as DI Warren Bull
1996
7.6
Coogan's Run
1995
6.4
Crapston Villas
1995
7.5
The World of Lee Evans
as Customer
1995
6.0
🎬
Dangerous Lady
1995
0.0
Fist of Fun
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995
7.7
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
as Nathan
1995
6.6
🎬
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
as Fat Bob
1994
0.0
Ready Steady Cook
as Self - Guest
1994
0.0
The Fast Show
as Various Characters
1994
7.9
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994
7.7
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley
1994
7.7
🎬
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
as Simon Joke
1994
7.0
Pie in the Sky
as Andrew Vernon
1994
8.2
The Day Today
as Treasurer
1994
8.2
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
as Bernard Right On/Various
1994
8.5
Paul Calf's Video Diary
as Fat Bob
1993
6.0
Shooting Stars
as Self
1993
7.6
🎬
Harry
as Royo
1993
3.5
The Dead Good Show
as Various
1992
0.0
The Weekenders
as Policeman 1
1992
7.0
🎬
Blue Heaven
as Waiter 2
1992
3.0
Men Behaving Badly
as Ken
1992
7.2
Murder Most Horrid
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991
6.6
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
4.0
Soldier Soldier
as Sgt Dunn
1991
6.4
This Morning
as Self
1988
5.2
Top of the Pops
as Self - Host
1964
6.6
🎬
Flower Pot Men
1952
8.0